Sunday-,.....Please forgive me!!!! I have been on the party train for days now and haven't been to my emails!!! I'm being held captive,..until I prove I can party no more!!! With that,...I might be held for another day or so,....Can't complain,..I'm being treated very well!! haha! Too,well infact,..it's scary!!! I barely was able to convince one of the Nappers' by flashing him my breasts and promising favors,....to let me write this!!! Ugh,Oh' I hear them calling,...Allaboard!!!! Bye!!!! ChooChoo!!!!!!!!!

Good afternoon my lovely's!!! I kinda got a late start today!!! I mean as far as getting on my pc in my office! Went to the gym,..9am ,.Proud of myself!! And my abs hurt!! haha! I just got done making some pasta,..i might say,..I am a good cook!! YumYum!! haha! I should be,..as much as I love to eat!! heehee! Well,..i guess i need to run up to the store,..get Hammer some dog food!! And,...go by my sisters New home!! How exciting!! I'm so proud of her!! She's my older sister,..I'm the youngest of 5!!!  Wow!! Hugh! I have 1 brother,..the rest ,..well you know the answer to that!!haha! I'm going out with Rachel on Sat.,....Party!!! haha! Can't wait,..Can't wait!!!! fun,.fun........FUN! In need, Indeed!!! Xoxo Jena

It's 6:35 am and I am up,...Rise & Shine!!!!  Wow! What's going on with me??? I'm having my coffee, and feel energetic!! Heading off to the gym!!! After that,..go and get my nails done,...other than that , Did ya see my New update with the Cigar???? Crazy!! We were having a little fun,..in the End ,.If ya know what I mean???Haha! Kisses Jena

Wow! This morning I already woke up and went straight to the gym!! Feel great!! Its amazing how good you feel after you get your self up and going first thing,..then the rest of the day is awesome!! with that in mind,..I  plan on doing a few things,..run to the post office,...return an exercise balance ball to Target. Wasn't the right one. I bought the ab lounge,..that thing works!then,....go get the Vette washed! Hmmm....seems like a good start,..then who knows?? Maybe,..meet my girlfriends for cocktails?????hmmm....yeah,...that will work for me!! Haha! Cheers,..Jena

Today-,.....going to go lay by the pool and get toasted! Its a hot one,...and i'll get nice and crisp real quick! haha! While my dog does laps in the pool! Think I'm going to go to a spiritual bookstore,...get a book to read,...on energy,..manifestation,....peace of mind and body- soul. Type stuff! Then go get a starbucks and sit and relax while i read. Sounds real good! Need to schedule another shoot this next week!!! I think the location is going to be out in the desert,..and one of the sets is going to be on a car of my Dreams!!!! OOOhhhhh,...everyones dreams for that matter! haha! Tease! Tease! haha Kisses Jena

Today-,....not feeling too hott,..yesterday and today. Don't know what, just feel ,..lethargic,...cloudy mind. I need a V8! Ohhh,..what to do??? I don't like this!! I almost never feel like this,.so when I do,???? Even my back is all tense and it gets worse all the way up the neck,..where it landed and staked claim-on the base of the skull!!!!! Ahhhh,...for those who know,..wich we all should,...Can I get a ,.."Hey!" Can I get a "Whoop! Whoop!"??? Ha!Ha! Had to try something to make me laugh,..maybe just a "Snicker'" HAAAHAaa! You know this is goofy funny cause Im laughing!! Well, see! All I needed was a dose of my own humor!! And you to be the stand in,...and take it!! haha! I better stop,..I might start feeling like dancing-dancin'! Yeah,...not quite that funny,hugh?? heehee! Well,..that basically is all that I have accomplished on this fine day. Thankyou for helping me out of my fog,..I need to go finish my desk!! Yipppeeee,..Yahoooo! No more Fog! Wheres my toolbelt??? thats what Im talking about'!! Jena-no-fog xoxox

Today- I have alot of extra work to do,..catching up for yesterdays,blunder! Oh, what a blunder it was!! But,..no more of that,and moving on....better days are here to stay!! haha! I need to go to HomeDepot,..get some wire mesh for the drain holes in the brick fence of my yard! No snakes welcome! and what else,..hmmmmm.....ya know thats my playground!! I could spend hours in there!! But, have to put a time limit or i'll blow my whole day not including my wallet!! haha! then,...go to 7th Heaven,(exotic wear) I have a gift cert. for $75 and more than happy to use it!! Then,....oh,.need ink for printer,..That stuff is pricey!! Then,...come back home and finish putting my office together and Im Starting a project,..well a couple of projects,..but this one is: I'm building a Desk, a L shaped unit to complete my work space needed for my office!! I'll take before and afters,and during and post them, so you can see i'm not yanking your chain!! haha! Actually I 'm gonna ask Rachel about putting a area on my site for candid pictures!! Yeah! Sounds good! well here I go ,...off to shop I go!! Jena   

8-21-05

Goodmorning! Well afternoon, I am getting up and super motivated today to put together my office!! So, I can be nicely organized and functionable! haha! Then I can set up my web cam.!!! I should have my equip. for my live cam shows this next week,For Sure!!! Oh my gosh, last night I had A very close encounter with a RATTLESNAKE! Too close! Okay, It started like this,...I was barefoot and wearing shorts,.and went to take Hammer outside to "Do his thing" and it was real bright from the moon. I wanted to start the firepit, its gas so I needed a match. I called hammer with me to go look for one. Then we walked in the arcadia door and proceeded with my search. I couldn't find the darn match box anywhere! Divine intervention is what it was,...so after bout' 5 minutes or so I went to kitchen sink which directly faces towards the back glass door. I was washing my hands and was going to go back outside,...as I noticed Hammer looking at something at th back door,...His head turned all weird and sideways,..I was like, "what are you doing?" So, I walked over to see, kinda hard cause the reflection from the light,....A HUGE RATTLESNAKE was waiting coiled up and ready to strike!!!! I freaked out!!! I was just outside,...did I walk right past it,...EEEEEwwwwww! Long story short,  it slithered off eventually into the night and I was left with this awareness to look before you step! haha! Life's little reminders,Hugh? heehee! Kisses Jena    

8-19-05

where do the days go? its almost at months end,..again? wow! its the same with road trips,..when your a kid,..takes FOREVER,.to go anywhere! When I drove to Cali. For the LA Erotica convention,..I first apposed to the idea of driving. NO WAY! LONG DRIVE,SUCKS! then,...I weighed the options,..Fly? Or Drive? I just got back from vegas,..prior to that,..Chicago,...I had enough of planes!! So driving it was! Then I was amazed,..it flew by so fast,...I'm like what Hek'? why,..what?? Nevermind! So,..in other words i'm on a new mission! How do I stop or even just slow time down a bit! I'm all over it! Well Gotta Run,...I'm late for a meeting,...isn't that ironic,..Dontcha think? Haha! I crack myself up!! any how can't wait can't wait look out for my updates!! Looking good,..new look,...tell me watcha think?? Wet Kisses always Jena   

8-18-05

I had a blast yesterday on my shoot!! So,I have some new stuff coming soon and your gonna love it!! and For those special requests,.."Cigar Smoking" DONE! It was pretty nice,...well you know what I mean,,smoking a huge fat "Cuban" it was the best! Oh,...and vids,..I did a little different approach on one,..more reality where I talk to you in my new home,..and invite you to join me while I make popcorn and a movie! Great time and after the shoot, we all went to dinner and drinks and talked for 5 hours!!! Rachel wouldn't stop,..I mean she was on fire last night, Miss Hott Thang! It was a Blast!!! today ,...smiling all day for me,..because I have some new Ideas for my site that are sure to please us all!!!!!!! Asta! 

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8-16-05

Today I just have to start off with a Big' ...Sigh',......Aaaahhhhhhh! I feel great this morning, vocals are a little Hoarse from Kareoke Fever last night!! Man, I sing a mean Stevie Knicks!! Haha! Well,...I had a very nice B-day,...No cake though????What happened there? No,...I will get one today,..have to have cake! It isn't a Birthday if you don't have cake!! Anyway,..I recieved the sweetest gift! A virtual flower boquet', from a handsome man!! Haha! It was so very nice,...Thankyou! I'm about to head out of the house,..9:30am wow! thats a first!  I have some erronds to run and I need to find a hose! One of those curly "Q" ones that is like a coil, I thought to my self,"Why didn't I think of that!!" All that time spent over the years,..wrapping up the hose nicely,..just to in turn mess it up when you use it, gets all knotted somehow!?? and the Kinks,..cuts off the water when your clear across the yard!!! Jeeze,...and to top it off, when you practically either knock yourself out with the hose as your trying your hardest to "WHIP IT" like a whip to undo it,...as it "unkinks" wich if it does,by luck.,,,the water comes spraying out with all the pressure and usually ends up spraying you somewhere if not in the face!!!!! Hah! I needed to share my pain!! haha! I know you feel me on that!! Well wish me luck on my search for the coiled happiness!! Kisses Jena   

8-14-05

Ohhhhhhh My Gosh!!!!!!! Tomarrow is my Birthday!!! Alright!! Another reason to Party!!!! Extra,Extra Good times,...And Cheers big ears!! Ha!Ha! Well,...lets see,. today I pretty much was gone all day. Doing my thing,...Shopping!! Fry's Marketplace,.. The one by me,is remodeling and everything in the store is basically half price!! I was in heaven!! Haha! But,...had to check myself,.."remember,..You don't REALLY need that ,..Do you?" NO! So,basically I did 2 hours of putting it in the basket,....take it out! And repeat!! Im tired now!! Ahhhhhhh! But dang if I didn't get a pump from the lifting!! heehee! Anyhow,..I need to take a nap,...My arms are on swoll status,...looking like the Hulk,accept not so green and the big feet! haha! Sleepy time!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'......Jena 

8-12-05

      Today,....ahhhhhh,...is Friday!! I am going out!!! Party,....mingle,....yeah, thats what I'm talking about! OOohh first,..I'm going to take a nice soothingbubble bath,..then,..wash my hair and set and dry. I think I'm going to wear this new outfit, it's a little teenie tiny leapord skirt and matching top that is like a tube top,skin tight!! Meeeeow! Sexy! well,...I can't help it have to look good to feel good and feeling good is all I'm about!  haha! well after i put my out fit on ,..just have to glaze the glossiest Red lipstick on and finish my wine and I'm out the door!! Here I cummmmm, Boys & girls,.....oohlala! I'm lookin' for trouble!! Wish me luck! XXXoxo Jena!  

8-11-05

   I went out yesterday to target,...jose` convinced me so...haha! and bought all new dishwear and stainless steel cooking pans, glasses, can opener,4 slice toaster!! wow! that is what I'm talking about!!! no more waiting to make toast or bagels for two and having to serve them then come back and make mine!! What a Jip! Now,...its even! Ha! That makes all the difference! heehee! Anyhow,..needed to do that,..Its kinda weird when you have guests and every dish is a mix of its own!! well,...other than that,..just trying to get ready for my shoot on tuesday,..I beleive ,..so, watch out! I have some new content coming!! Can't wait to impliment some of the ideas I've been given!! haha! It will be fun! So, for now i'm headed to the post office,...now thats what I c all, "Having a Blast!" Yeah right! heehee! Talk to ya soon!!! Bye! Jena   

  Today,....I came to the conclusion,...I really, really have to take a vacation! I mean, on an Island, clear blue waters, white soft sand beneathe my feet, Massage every step of the way(by some georgeous human that aims to please) all the while being served ' Orange slice Martini's with sugar on the rim! AAAAhhhhh! Thats what I figured out is lacking in my life! Sounds good hugh? Soon,.....REAL Soon! Anyway,...in the mean time I'll improvise with my hammock poolside, CD playing <Waves crashing on the shore>  A minature sand box placed at my side, and blender,extention cord,igloo filled with ice and a Strawberry Margarita mix-And Good Ol' Jose Quervo' to keep me company!!! Ahhh,...not to shabby,....Gotto go,  Senor~ Quervo is waiting!!! haha!                               Kisses   Jena 

8-6-05

Where does the time go?? Geeeze,..Bad move!! I mean,...just too hectic,and the company was not very eager to participate in the actual labor of the move. So, my Momma and I were the movers once again! Go figure ,it always turns out that way. You want something done, gota do it ypourself. While everyone stands around and just watches! hugh? I just don't get it? Yeah, You can say, I seem pretty bummed. But all in all I'm just tired. I barely got online the other day, not that I really had the chance to stay on,....BUT I am Back!! AAAAAHHHH,... now that I vented a little ,...I feel much better now! So, Whats in store for today??? Gym??? Dunno? I went yesterday,felt good, my legs are a little sore,did lunges with 20lbs weight on each arm. Those are really good for the Hams'! well i guess I go to the gym,....Have to keep lookin' good!!! haha! I feel much better now! Kisses Jena

7-28-Oh My Gosh!

let's face it to two more days of packing , end I still don't know where to begin ! Anyone wanna help ? I just have so much stuff I don't know where to start , oh well I'll worry about it tomorrow !HA HA not so funny ! Enough about the packing I just can't help it , so much so little time , I usually use the phrase pertaining to a different subject ! But for now you haul boxes it is !  oh , and all that talk about motivation , with getting my new H. 3, ..  the fuel to the fire burned off long long ago ! To be exact two hours after . Anyhow , today,  I'm sorry I can't pretend that I'm going to go lay by the pool,or better yet , go shopping for new clothes, spend a day at this spa,carefree, no stress! No, no not I , I tell it like it is , the brutal  truth, that I've been slacking , hoping that it wasn't true , now I have to pull my -- -- -- high gear , because I have two days and 5 days worth of work! I told you I worked best under pressure,yeah yeah whatever makes me happy for the moment is to get me through this ! The time has come, from this moment on , I commit to packing up all my -- -- -- -- !  like the nutty professor says,"YES-I-CAN!" in the deep voice and everything ! Wish me luck , I need all I can get ! Bunches of kisses! JENA X. O. X. O.                                         

7-?-05

I don't know the date at the exact moment so,..I just know I have till' Sat. pm to be totally packed and ready to move on Sun. Not looking so Hott! I really am not motivated to move or PACK, I should say. I know ,I know,...Dang! I am really needing 2 sidekicks right now! You know, like the ones when you ride on a motorcycle,..they ride in the little side cart!! And when ever I feel like having some fun,..I ride down a neighborhood street on the night before trashman day,and Swipe garbage cans!!! haha! Im trying to "pep it up pipper!" It didn't move me none! O'Kay,... Lets try this approach,...You get all your stuff packed,Ready, Set to go,....Then there will be My New 2005 H3 in the driveway! THAT"S WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!!!  GOTSTOGETPACKING!!! PEACE!!!  Jena  

7-21-05

Today, i have a little different outlook on the (DunnoDon'tcare) Thing! I do, care, actually I have to care a whole lot today! I'm moving in 8 days and Have not packed!! I meant to start, last week, but some strange spell came over me,...with this Dunno & Don't care attitude! It really set me back,....haha! I have everything under control! Yes,...Yeah,...I really do. I work best under pressure,....Haste is my middle name and I didn't get graced with the nickname "packratt" for no reason! It just means I have to "packratt" In reverse-Hyper speed! Sooooooo,...I better get going,...Like now!   Can anyone say "Cheeeeeeeeeese!" haha! Xoxox  

7-Dunno&Don'tcare!

Today I am totally carefree! I mean, I woke up at 2 pm '-why should you ask? I don't know 'and I really don't care! O Kay. okay ask me another one! oh, what's that you say? Didn't I have appointments to goto all morning and what am I going to tell them? haheh,..ha' I Dunno' & I dontah' care!  HAH! Ahhhh..... Now that I got that out of my system....  I'm not dreaming am I?  Holey Mrs. Butterworth! I'm in deep trouble! 0ooops! I had a 10:15 am oops! a 130 pm another oops! what its about 4 pm now, shoot what do I do?.... Hmmm m m .... Dunno and Don't care! That's my motto for the day. Its too Late now, I have to Just Roll' with it! Like Pee wee's Playhouse, "What's the magic word for the day?" (you get the picture! ) Ha. Ha! well I guess I better try to get back to reality, Bye - Peewee, Bye Blue chair with Big giggly eyes! so Long every one "...you too fish tank.  hah. ha! Ill! be back Soon, bet on that! If your asking yourself right now," what the hell is She talking about?"    ......Dunno & Don't care!  Lots of laughs and giggles! Jena

7-15-05

            O'kay,...today is a great day. Not just any "great" day. One that sets itself  aside, from alll other great days. It has a little something else that just seems to make everything flow,..effortlessly. Like you feel when you are making things happen,..that feeling we all experience with a certain contentment inside; of acomplishment and looking forward and knowing you are progressing in that direction all the while!  Dang,..Who put Folgers in my cup?? Haha! It's just one of those days, feel me? I bet you wish you could! HeeHee! I'm in one of my deep moods,..Energy,...is with me,..now with this I need to run to the store and play the powerball,...cause'  mamma needs a new pair of shoes!!!! maybe two!!! haha!  I guess what I was trying to express, for those who "don't" feel me.- Is, in a strange way, (i'm searching for the words to define it correctly,) stay with me,....ummmmm,...ahhhhh,...give me a sec.,,.....ohhhhh,...maybe a minute. I'll be back! .............O'kay Now,...what I was saying is " The feeling that we all seek in life,..the one that just radiates good, happy, no worry,...non-pressed for time,..no one bugging you,"Where you at?" "When you coming home?" Those days we feel so rarely that when you do feel it it stands out like a slap in the forehead, "You are healed!" kinda slap! haha! But yes,....Free,...Free spirit, flowing and just are in the right place as you should be! Now for those that don't follow,....Im sorry,...you must of rode the short pickle bus to school! And for those who do,...you must of never went to class like me and had your days in mushroomland with awesome residuals!!!!!! Just joking!!! Have to admitt, pretty good,....ahhhhh Ive done better but those came from Montana' from under cow dung paddy's! Haha! Now i'm really stretchin' it!! haha! Just one of my corky ways to see who's payin' attention!  haha! I'm a little creative, but love it!! Peanut-buttah' Shroom sandwich? Anyone?Anyone? Haha! please tell me someone gets it? If not maybe it was "I" on the short bus? Nahhhh! haha! kissss'kisssss    Jena xoxo           

7-14-05

Oh,...Yes!,......YES! I already am starting to see results!! I get it back pretty fast,..and back indeed!! I love the way I feel when I work out real hard and the next day my muscles are sore! I just need someone to massage them for me?? Hmmm,...Sounds nice,...Where could I find someone for that? Oh,well Ill just have to tuff it out! Today I got a little sun,...Really hot,..got in the pool along with my dog, "Hammer". He goes nuts! Sometimes he gets way too obsessive, about "his" pool! Like I tried to make him get out of the water, because he did something bad,..but anyway I was yelling at him like a kid,"Get out of the pool!" ,.."OUT Hammer!" No, he didn't growl, then jumped off the step into the pool with a big splash! In other words,.."No, try and get me!" I couldn't beleive it! His actions are none like an animal more like a little human!! Its crazy!! So many stories,  definately never a dull moment!! I love him, little bratt! haha! Anyhow I better go check on him, its been silent for a little too long,....up to trouble, I know it!! Hugs&Kisses   Jena  

7-12-05

Well,...well,...well,....How are my lovelies doing today? Thats what I like to hear,..among other things,..thats a different subject! Haha! Today,..as for myself, Going to the gym,....I'm determined to really get my calves up! Meaning, I've had them nice,...diamond shaped,...Don't use it, ya lose it!! So,...I am on a mission! I've had them so it's not mission impossible,..just a little hard work,alot of hard work!! I love a challenge and when I came across one of my photos, (where I was literally Smokin'!) So, I was told. I wanted to cry!! heehee! I said I'm coming for you, I'll be there soon!! haha! (talking to myself) as always! Anyhow,..Just wait and see,....I'm going to step it up a notch, and look hotter than you have Ever' seen! Hah! Hmmmm,..Yaaaawnnnn,...Ahhhh,...right after I take a little nappy! haha! All that talk, wore me out! I have alot of work ahead at this rate! heehee! Just kidding,...I have to go start my mission, wish me luck! kissses Jena  

7-9-05

Goodmorning! Just got out of the shower,...getting ready to go hit the gym! I think I'm going to eat a little oatmal? Hmmm,....maybe not. Think fruit is the way I'm going to go! Yeah, that sounds refreshing! Ahhhh, what else? Oh, just seen a jogger run by, Run,Run,....Faster, Faster! Heehee! Anyway,...I get distracted too easily! From the gym, "frapiccino" time!!! and so far thats all I can foresee, Im more like a,"In The Now!" Kinda person! Or maybe I should say in the moment, free spirit,...basically "a Winger!" I wing it! HaHa! Now, there's my funny side,....see I winged it!! haha! Or maybe again if your not a "Winger" you wouldn't have the slightest clue what the hek' i'm talking about,...my only advise,...act like you do and then your a winger too!! haha! I must be half asleep,....because I'm cracking myself up!! Haha! Nothing better than to be able to laugh constantly, in the moment because your a winger! I talk later, this is too much!!! haha! ........Jena      

7-5-05

             SEE,....what did I say before??? I don't have any other conclusion to my memory 2 day lapses, other than parallel-lives or someone is dousing my Kool-Aid with something funny!! Haha! No, actually I was literally in the "Twilite Zone" all day marathon on Sci-Fi Channel!! IT was awesome!! I didn't step outside to see the fireworks! My dog was going crazy,.barking running from window to window, I was freaked out! I was hudled behind my fake house tree, scared out of my witts, thinking this is some warped joke!! AAAAAHHHHHH! Shoot, Im only kidding! Me, "Scared"? Think NOT! Hugh! But I did think I saw something out the window, Out on the wing,...There,..There it is!!! Haha! Ya know I try to get some creativity going to see if anyone pays attention???? Well, Guess not?? HHHMMMM,...What to do? hmmm,....I know, I'm going to go wash my vette out on the drive way. Wearing only a long white t-shirt! Yeah,  sounds good,..anyone want to help??I could always use a couple extra hands and.......oops! Well you should get the hint! heehee!  Wet T-Shirt contest!!!!!!   Jenaxoxoxxx       

7-2-05

         Today,..Today!......OOOOOHHHHH yes, it is Today! and how great it is! I am going to just take it easy. Do a little reading,....oh, maybe get my hair done. Hmmmmm,...what else, iknow i have a funny somethin' to tell you about? Whats going on here? Did i lose my wit, my charming funny ways that everyone just adores??? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, there it is! Weweee, I got scared for a brief but horribly long second! Ha!Ha! K'- I got a joke!< What do you call CHEESE,if it doesnt belong to you????  " Nachocheese!"  HaaHaa! See, what was I worried about!! I hope you like my humor, it makes me laugh!!! heehee! Bye for now, my lovely's Kisses all over & then  some!!! Jena    

7-1-05

      WOW! Did I get lost in a worm time warp hole or what??? 2 days- with no explanation! Hummmmm,mmm  I must have tapped into my other parallel life and  had a 2 day adventure! Doing what? Dunno' but knowing me,...It was a bast!!! I mean, you want excitement? Edge of your seat suspence?? I'm sure I gave it to ya!! OOhh, yeah,, I see it now,  Oh, you want more? I don't know~ can you handle it?? I m, teliing you,...its pretty,pretty over the top!! Ha! ha! Let me know, I'll come up with something great!! I hope you are following me, with this little..adventure. I know it's a bit far fetched but remember I was sucked into a worm hole! You wouldn't be the same either!!! haha! have a great day, I Know I will, next Stop......Remote viewing!...I Seeeeee You! haha! Kissses and more kisses   Jena      

6-28-05

Heyyyyyyy-MY FIRST LIVE CAM SHOW TONIGHT!!!! 5pm PST. OOOOOOHHHHLAA! SEE YA, or wait you SEE ME!!! HAHA! KISSES JENA

6-27-05

Goood Afternoon! ............... I 'm Rejuvinated and BACK in action! No, more Knoggin' jibberish! Shoot! I don't even know who did that! Crazy, it wasn't I~heehee! Anyway,...More important things to tend to today. Focus! Focus! I'm getting motivated,...(I'm listening to "RobertAllen" CD's- 'Multiple Income Streams' Its awesome! Puts things in perspective, I think we ALL need that from time to time! Right now, Im poolside ....again! But I took precautions: BIG floppy hat!haha! (inside joke!) And sunscreen that could protect me from a atomic blast! Not that I have any desire to be the one to test it! I haven't had any real strange events happen to me since my last (Nail shop Bit) Haahaa! Oh, I take that back! Last night My honey and I went to the store for some Advil' and NO!!!! It wasn't for MY' Knoggin'! Heehee! So, as it goes...we stopped right up the road from our house at this new store just built "CVS" like an Osco. Went inside, and I was like a kid in a candy store!!! I Ran to the first end cap and said,"Ohhhhh,Looook! I picked up this stuffed dog-thing, I didn't know what the Hek' it even was an then I was not impressed,whatever it was. It was like on clearence,or somthin',from graduation time. So, I threw  that down, then ran caddy corner to another something or nother',thew that down,ran again! All the whil you have to picture me having my hair up in 2 buns,parted in the middle with 2 Chopstix criss/cross poking through them! I Looked kinda weird! haha! Then long story short`~ I was standing in the isle talking to my honey' mentioning I wonder if they carry "ButtPaste" He said,"what?" I said,"ButtPaste!" I seen it on Oprah' This guy invented it and its like an old remedy for rashes,"thats why the name, for babies" So, as I proceeded to explain I guess A couple walked up behind me as I said,"I'm going to go see if they have "ButtPaste" here, they said it heals chappedlips and everything! I turned around with the same enthusiasm to take off and run' as said earlier and ran face to face with those people!!!!! HAha! It was funny! The look on there faces!!!! Never a dull moment!!!  Jena      

6-26-05

It's Sunday,....Relax........enjoy, This heat is frying my brain!! I went out side for 15 min. I Was Done! Put a fork in me,....Im well cooked! Its crazy! I don't know how people work outside in this! It's like 115 Degrees! Why?, am I complaining, im a native. Still can't get used to it, unless I was a gila monster' haha! See, I told you the heat fried My knoggin'! Haha! Thats a funny word! haha! "KNOGGIN"  Like, When you were little and you hit your head, someone would say," Did you hit your knoggin?" How weird is that?Hee!Hee! Well My Lovely's I Think I need to quit now, Yeah, You know its time to break off when you start talking funny about your( Knoggin')  lol! HaaHaa! You know what I mean!! Love a Always, ...Jena  

6-25-05

          Today,  I am going to lay out a bit' overcast keeps coming in and out. When I got up about 8am, I went out back and cleaned. Watered all my gravel, heehee! Hosed off the pool decking, everything in site! Shoot, the neighbors got some too! I went wild with the hose! I remember when I was a kid, My best friend "Veronica" we were the funniest kids,we always made each other laugh! Anyway, we used to make our own Slip-N-Slide cause we didn't have one. On her drive way, she had the cement that was smooth, slippery when wet' haha! That sounds `Nasty` haha! then we would get dish soap and well you can imagine the rest! But it all came to an abrubt end ,...like 10 min. after we tried it. Vern` was taller, she went to run and heels over head!!! Banged her head double time on the cement!!! I ran home ,...Iwas scared!!! Just kidding! It was actually kinda sad , she was crying and then her mom came out and yelled at her! Thats when I ran home. She was o'kay but we never did attempt that one again!! Now I just play in the hose in my back yard!! Haahaa! OOPs! Gotto go get 'WEETTTTT!!!

    6-24-05

Hi, It's me.....Had so many things happen, where to begin? Well...I left   the house bright and early, (9:45) & was on time to my appointment!!! That in it's self is a miracle!! I am always late. I just have a slight unbalance with perception of time. Like you don't notice it, I'm a day late with my diary!! haha! No, I just work at my pace of things,"not always the smartest way" but I'm improving! So, then as the the appt. came to an end I met my Honey for lunch!! Had a nice visit, did a "GOOOO'Team! Break! and was off to get my nails done.  I walk into this place and everyone, I mean EVERYONE, turn and look at me! Some were in the middle of nails being painted, back to the door and practically did a 180` with rubber necks or somethin'!! I first looked behind me, maybe they were expecting someone or thing. No one was there,"just me" and I look back, and they are like, frozen in time, still same expressions no movement! I started to freak out! Did I forget my top or something "GEEZE People!" and without thought I reacted, and said, "Someones vehicle just got smashed in the parking lot!" I never seen so many people try to fit out the door at the same time!!! I had to dive for cover,almost got taken out. It was the funniest thing I ever seen!! And or caused!! I didn't mean to but I sure did get right in to an open seat and my nails came out pretty! P.S. They were pretty mad when they came back in but more to themselves cause they looked so funny!!! haha! Nor stared at me again!! It was too much!! I always have crazy adventures!!! Till the next one.....Kisses Jena 

6-23-05

Oh my beautiful people!! How do I love Thee?? Let me, Oh,  let me count the ways!! hee!hee! Ahhhh, I am having a glorious day! Other than the little episode that I had right now! I mean, what happened to customer service? I should say, people sometimes get lost in the fast race of things but man, this was kinda' rude. It started like this....... I had an appt. with the AutoTrader Mag. to come take a photo of my car and the written description to be placed in the book and on web the following week. I paid for the top ad,-cover {color} ect. O'kay, I had to be home today between 12-2pm. No big deal, get the car detailed,waxed ect. Looks Hott! So, the lady arrives, She looks like a spittin' image of the wife of"The Dog,The Bounty Hunter"Show! I like that show too! Anyways, 80's high-top shoes-scrunchy leg-warmer socks, high "aquanet" hair sprayed, "Bigbangs" gets out of her truck, {jean-shorts too small} overly big t-shirt to hide the mid-wide. With an attitude like she's there doing me a Favor! Almost like o'kayo'kay,lets hurry up!,type deal! I was like,.....SAY WHAT?, Hold on a sec. ...Let's rewind! So, with my hesitant, unsure if I understood her intent, Proceeded to walk towards her with the paper in hand for the ad and ajusting my angle of what point i want her to take the pic. {Basically trying to perform a business transaction in an accurate way} NO,....No,...she did NOT, Get peturbed and breathe hard under her breathe and suck her mouth like she was annoyed and in a hurry! OH HE-double-hockey-sticks! She just about got knocked up into the air like one of those toy rockets,you know; that you light the fuse! The ones that were defect,...you light, it launches and does a fast launch into the earth like it made a rocket speed U_TURN!!!! HA!HA!  You know,cause she was kinda' "healthy" she wouldn't fly for distance or height! Oh, i'm sorry but that was funny!! In conclusion, She was basically told to go  ahead and leave with all her haste-ness!! She sure did too! Got all worked up and jumped in her truck and left. Now, I have to have them send out the"DOG" instead,wife couldn't hack it!! Well better go summons the ring leader, I need my car ad done. That was weird though, oh, well....until the next adventure or Saga' continues.......kisses                                                    Jena          

6-22-05

Dear Diary, 

             Today I just figured out that my email works!! Wow! Pretty Smart Hugh! Can't slip one pass me,....Shoot! Ha!ha! Well, I can say it's exciting, I have never been the type to be on the pc ever. More the artsy' type, just had no inclination to explore the possibilities. But now, I got a nice new small labtop,....wireless mouse too! Dang, whatchout Now! hee!hee! I'm catching on rather quickly. So, in reading between the lines here, my whole day was just about that, catching on. So, I'm tired now and ready to go rest, think I'll go lay in the hammock with Hammy' if his wild lil' a-- doesn't flip me out of it with his crazy spaz attacks!! Then I will do some meditating,..stretching,...Breathe work. I need it, haven't gone to the gym in a couple days! I don't like not going, keeps you feeling Alive!! Haha! Well so far so good,  I like the emails,...its a good feeling. much love and naughty erotic thoughts....Ohhhh so naughty!.....Kisses and.... Oh, I can't...Jena say       

6-21-05

    REALITY,...Yes,It's me.....I'm back! Heyyy...hummmm...laliiilaaaa...what to do? what to do? Man, note to self': just don't go to fantasy island any more....b'cause when you come back from a place like that, well,you can imagine. Everything just don't seem as "GREAT"! haha Im just kidding! Had you going though, didn't I! haha! Today, is a beautiful day!  Have a few erronds to run,..UPS Store to return something,..uhhhh...then office max to get a printer, mouse for my labtop,ect...oh,and Hammerfood! How could I possibly forget "piggy"! Ohyeah,did I mention my dog is all white/brown patches on his sides, looks like a mangled saddle is on him or som'thin'! so,his underbelly and everywhere else,I should say is PINK! When he was a puppy he looked just like a little pink piggy! Just so happens his name is Hammer,aka,hammy-Hammhocks-Snout- Snoiky! the list is longer but in do time! He also snorts kid-u-not! It's crazy! Well I better wrap it up now,like pigs-in-a-banket! Sorry,I couldn't help it! ha!ha! Bye 4 Now! xxxooxo         

6-20-05

    Dear Diary,

         I had to let a day go by before I could write you. It gave me some time to set back and reflect upon my 'happenings' or should I say, the"events" ......OF MY LIFE!! lol!  I can be so dramatic!  Now I begin,...The morning seemed a little off-centered,as I rolled to the edge of my bed. I looked around as if waiting for my Butler,"Tatoo" to bring me some freshed squeezed orange juice with eyes barely open and stretching to the point you get stuck! I finally unstuck my self and just as I was about to yell for my juice! I hear D'PLANE!D'PLANE!, and I spring up to a sitting position,like a divingboard that just launched a hippo! AND to my saddened surprise,....It was all just a dream! I was left sitting there in utter despair,no juice, no little butler, all I had was the T.V. blairing' an old episode of "Fantasy Island" go-figure! haha!  A girl can dream,can't she! heehee! The rest of the day pretty much followed the trend, "every where I went I called out,"Tattoo, Tattoo, another one please,this time with a little umbrella!" And kept getting no,answer,...eccept this lady asked if I was O'kay in walgreens.? heehee! Someday he will appear, "Manifestation"ahhah! If you believe,you will achieve! lol! well, I think that made up for my day of reflection. Until the next episode,...I'll be sippin' on my juice...mmmmm.....     

6-19-05

     Hey there It's me,.... just enjoying the day. I got alot done yesterday! More than antisipated. So, today I get to reap the benifets of my hard work! I love the way my house feels when it's all clean,...Not that it's dirty,it's just like having three kids that shed,short white hair and only because he, {"Hammer" my dog} is in the pool any chance he get's! So, in turn he gets all starchy from the chlorine!! He is so funny! His energy level is worse than three kids! He runs inside all wet,{knowing he's not supposed to!} then he'll grab something of mine like a hat,shoe, brush, reaches up on the counters even! Then he runs around the house like a maniac! Romping across the couches, {remember he's wet!} peels out on the rugs,messing them all up! Then all the while I'm chasing him trying to get whatever he has and he growls really mean! He thinks it's a game,..it's hilarious! But,the point I was getting at is I'm left picking up his mess and then drying his freakin' booty off! BRATT! He did do it today but a mild episode so, I let him pass! heehee! well geez, I think I went overboard myself! I better sign off,...until we meet again!...xxxooo        

6-18-05

   Goodafternoon!  Much better today! No,wolfy around today! Just sweet ol' me! Now for today I have to do house cleaning. I'm going to put laundry in,.. then vacuum the tile,{I have no carpet in the house all tile eccept wood floors in a couple rooms!} so, after that huge task!, I we'll then mop, shoot, I should invent some thing I can ride around the house like a skateboard with mop hanging off the back!! haha! I'd do it! It would cut the time in half and be fun!! hee!hee! After I do my cleaning, then it's time to go relax, maybe make  some Pina~coladas' lay out by the pool this time with a suit on so I can get tan lines!! We'll see, till then Just call me Mrs. Clean!!heehee! xoxo   

 6-17-15

Wow! I totally Had a crazy day! So,crazy I had to let it pass so I could really get the reasoning for it before I could even write about it. It must be the energy from the moon or something because the wolf came out of me!! I was in a crazy mood yesterday, all I can say is I'm glad it is passed! I'm just going to take it as one of those times you get a card that tells you to pass "GO" and collect your $200! Haha!           

6-16-05

    What a beautiful day!  A little on the warm side and getting hotter by the minute!  wouldn't it be nice to be beach side today,...just walk out the door and your in the sand, ocean breeze! Ahh, I am ready to build a sand castle! haha! Well besides the little trip to the beach I have to get back to business. I have a couple meetings today,by late afternoon I should have that all underwraps! Then with the serious out out of the way, I can have some fun!! I finished the chair, it is awesome! It's an old retro-60's, style. I'll take pics of it! Now, for my next project,.....I am working on this dresser I picked up at a scond hand store. It's really nice,from the same era' i'll take before and after shots! I think that's enough to keep me busy for a while until I start feeling naughty then I just might have to put on something sexy and.......heehee! use your imagination!......mmmmm...oooohhhh....oh,yeahhh! uuuugh...xxxoxo!                  

Daily Diary
 6-15-05

    Ahhhhh, I feel so much better today for some strange reason. Yeah right, I know exactly the reason why. I never really realized it so much until this experience from yesterday and today. It is like night and day. When you have a little issue going on, a slight stress, problem that needs to be resolved or the occasional misunderstanding that just does't set right in your stomache. It can be so insignificant but weigh you down like a ton of bricks! I was so, out of it yesterday, couldn't get inspired to do anything, no motivation, everything seemed off. Not a good feeling at all, almost like you don't know why you feel like that but for me today,"lesson learned!" I feel great today, clear mind, smiles, jeez' when you have any issue, best thing to do is address it immediately! whith that solved, you have the rest of your time for anything you want, instead of waisting your energy on uncertainty!! ahhhh, now, I truely am; much better!! Wow! Therefore, in conclusion, it is always best to tackle the tasks you dread the most, first, then everything else is easy! With this food for thought; I am stuffed,.....I think I'm going to go lay out by the pool nude, and be one with nature!!! HeeHee!  Kisses              

6-14-05

Today I have alot to do!  Where do I begin?.....Let's see, I need to definately go grocerey shopping! I have bare cubbords, it that how you say it? Hugh? Anyway, No food. I need to get fruit, veggies, organic yoghurts, rice milk, dogfood, a bone for Hammy, he'll be expecting it!  Hmmmm... a few other little things, T.P.,  can't forget that! Paper towels aren't so nice! Hee Hee!  What else?... I'l figure it out when I'm there.  Next, go get my nails done and if time permitts a pedicure too! Oohh! I like that, they just take so, long sometimes when i just want to get in and out. Then , oh yeah, i need to go to HomeDepot for some spray paint,{suede} that stuff is cool! I have to finish this chair Im refurbishing! Well out of agenda so far, as it always goes for me, this is just the tip of the iceburg! Busy hands, Happy mind! Ha!Ha! We'll see!Heehee! Bye! Bye! Until we meet again!